You Can Help

In honor of the Keep America Beautiful Campaign we would like to ask you for help. We value our community and the bounty that has been provided to us from nature. We are organizing a group clean up effort this next Sunday April 12th. We will be meeting at the store at 8 am and heading out in four separate teams. Team assignment and tasks are listed below.

• Team Alpha- Your assignment, if you chose to accept, will lead you to the banks of the Eau Claire river. Exercise extreme caution as this task is of upmost importance. You will move swiftly to extract the necessary items for your mission. Be on the lookout for the usual suspects that may clutter our river and dispatch them appropriately.
• Team Brovo - This assignment is treacherous. You will be responsible for dispatching our enemies in the park. Arm yourselves with the rakes and shovels provided and show no mercy.
• Team Libra- We have intel that the lake is under attack from all fronts. Be vigilant out there for the terrain is unforgiving, but so are we. Listen closely to your sergeant as tasks may vary.
• Team Echo- Your task is probably the most vital to our operations. We are dropping you into the belly of the beast. The local schools have been hit hard and are in danger. Beware of heavy debris as this may make visibility difficult. Stay close and watch each other sixes. We are counting on you soldier!

All teams will recon at the Lock 'N' Load for debriefing at 1200 hours (noon). After debriefing we will be dismissed for chow. All team members are expected to eat heartily and have fun. There will be no tolerance for disobedience, fun will be had by your commanders orders. Everyone is welcome. All team members will receive special packages to take home with them. These packages are to be handled with the upmost care to ensure safe delivery. Packages may be opened on Lock 'N' Load grounds, but beware. These packages have been known to cause spontaneous bouts of elation, excitement, and fun. Proceed with caution upon opening.

So come on down to Lock 'N' Load this Sunday April 12th. We can't wait to get started. We don't want our city looking like our range.

 

Only the brave will dare to Keep America Beautiful. Only with your help will we be ABLE to stem the tide against litter. Also be sure to check out our first You Tube video.
https://youtu.be/jR50XfspR14